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And the List for Today, October 30, is ...

.... well, a little hard to explain.  Not that that makes it significantly different than any other list.

What we're going to do is to the the Top One Through 10 Movies.  The number one movie with the number (or word) "ten" (or 10) in the title, the number one movie with the number/word "nine" (or 9) in the title, all the way down to the number one movie with the number "one" in the title.

It'll be fun.

No, really.

And we'll also be talking about today's "major" release, Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (which I liked a lot better than almost any other critic).  So tune in today, Friday, at 5 Pacific on your local radio network (unless we're tape delayed) or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with.  And if you have any bright ideas, let me know ASAP by commenting here or email me with yoiur thoughts. 

Not that I'll read them.  Or care.
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And the List for Octrober 16 is...

... ...  The Top 10 Entrepreneur Movies of All Time!!  Why?  Well, why not??  After all, Mr. Hewitt (and, by a remarkable string of coincidences, me too) has/have opened a new law business (which he may have mentioned on the show).  So while he and Generalissimo are attendign BlogWorld (or some such nonsense) in Las Vegas, I will be holding down the big chair and jhousting with the internss.  What better way to start a weekend?. 

So tune in Friday at 5 Pacific on your local radio network (unless we're tape delayed) or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with.  And if you have any bright ideas, let me know ASAP by commenting here or email me with yoiur thoughts.

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And the Topic for October 2 is...


...  The Top 10 School Assembly Movies of All Time!! And really, what else could it be with "Zombieland" coming out tomorrow?  I can't wait.  And there are a kaboodle of movies out ther to choose from.  But I need yours. 

So tune in Friday at 5 Pacific on your local radio network (unless we're tape delayed) or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with.  And if you have any bright ideas, let me know ASAP by commenting here or email me with yoiur thoughts.



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And teh Topic for September 4 is

...  The Top 10 School Assembly Movies of All Time!!
Almost anyone can figure out why we're doing this list -- the long anticipatedc and much-debated presentation by the President of  --- something to elementary school children next Tuesday.  Although why we're doing School Assembly movies -- of which the pickings are admittedly slim -- rather than Hubris Movies (my personal chooice) -- would be a subject best left to his Hughness.
So this time help is desparately needed.  If you have any ideas -- and want to get credit for them on the show -- post a comment with your choice.  If I haven't thought of it already (unlikely, but possible), and it makes the list (more likely than you'd think, you'll get full credit on the air.
So tune in today at 5 Pacific on your local radio network (unless we're tape delayed or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with.
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And the Topic for August 14 Is...

...  The Top 10 Fishing Movies of All Time!!

I was dead bang certain that we'd done this before, but apparently -- and surprisingly -- I was wrong.  And with Mr. Hewitt again out of the studio fishing in Montana (good luck, Montana), it seems like a rational topic to tackle (get it?)

So tune in Friday at 5 PST on your local radio network or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with. And if you have any suggestions that you feel must be included, leave a comment and let me know. 
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"G.I. Joe" a Big No-No-No

Not that there's anything inherently wrong with a two hour exercise in mind-numbing action and more-than-a-little violence, mind you.  But sometimes....

Since I have no desire to encourage anyone to see this shockingly bad movie, I would have absolutely no problem revealing the plot, if I could begin to figure our what it was.  Suffice it to say that two average (well, probably above-average) soldiers, "Duke", played by the dreamy (per my daughter) Channing Tatum and the possibly equally dreamy for all I know "Ripcord" (Damon Wayans). are recruited to join a secret unit called G.I. Joe (or, as they're known throughout the movie, "the Joes") after their mission to protect four NATO warheads containing little nano-thingies that eat anything and everything, fails.  Amazingly enough, the former fiancé of Duke, Ana (Sienna Miller), is behind the theft of the warheads.  I mean, Tatum is cute and all (I guess), but is his rejection enough to turn her to a life of crime?

Now, this is not a movie that stands up to any kind of strict (or even relaxed) scrutiny.  But since the entire premise of this debacle is that the creator of the nano-thingies must steal them back to carry out his nefarious plan, you have to wonder why he just didn't save himself some unnecessary grief and a lot of money by just making four more warheads while he had the chance and double-billing NATO for them.  That's what the Democrats would have done.

In any event, but for the violence (impalings, etc.) and the standard Hollywood view that you can bump off thousands of people, but it's OK as long as you haven't been formally introduced to them, this would be a perfect movie for your average 6 year old boy.  And it will make Hasbro, the maker of G.I. Joe, a bagazillion dollars.  But if the boy's over 6 ... not so much.

So the bottom line is, don't waste your money.  It's the worst summer blockbuster since Transformers.  Go see (500) Days of Summer, or The Hurt Locker.  You'll feel better about yourself.
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And the Topic for August 7 is...

...  The Top 10 Mob Movies of All Time!!

Not the Godfather type mob.  Just the traditional, old-fashioned, what-the-heck-are-you-doing-to-our-health-system type mob.  Your guess is as good as mine, but I have to guess on the radio.

So tune in today at 5 PST on your local radio network or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with. And if you have any suggestions that you feel must be included, leave a comment and let me know.
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And the Topic for July 31 Is...

...  The Top 10 Beer Movies of All Time!!

With the Obama-Cop-Professor beer meeting occurring today -- what is almost certainly the best known White House beer bash in US history -- what could be more appropriate than unearthing the Top 10 Beer Movies of All Time?  Duane couldn't think of anything, and neither could I. 

So tune in Friday at 5 PST on your local radio network or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with. And if you have any suggestions that you feel must be included, leave a comment and let me know.
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And the Topic for Today, July 24, Is...

...  The Top 10 Doctor Movies of All Time!!

Now that we're back from the illustrious Hugh Hewitt Cruise to the British Isles, it's back to business. And although I had promised one of the cruise attendees, a missionary from Czechoslovakia, that I would do the Top 10 Czech Movies of All Time, I was overruled. And besides, there aren't enough of them. Which, of course, is the primary reason that I was overruled. [But if anyone would like my rough draft of the list, leave me a comment and I'll get it to you.

So what to do instead? What of interest happened this week? Oh, wait... There was that little speech on revamping our entire health care system. So we decided we'd do doctor (stethoscope, not PhD) movies, which, believe it or not, we've never done before.

 
So tune in today at 5 PST on your local radio network or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with. And if you have any suggestions that you feel must be included, leave a comment and let me know.
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And the Topic for June 19 is...

...  The Top 10 Revolution Movies of All Time!!

In case you haven't heard, there are some rumblings in Iran.  News blackouts, marches, protests, the whole whoop-de-do.  So in the hope that they might give these folks some good ideas...
 
So tune in today at 5 PST on your local radio network or on good old reliable KRLA and see what we come up with. And if you have any suggestions that you feel must be included, let me know.

And it's just a little over two weeks to the Hewitt Cruise, starring -- well, featuring -- moi.  Yippee.
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And the Topic for June 5 Is ...

...  The Top 10 Dinosaur Movies of All Time!!

Those with a good, long memory may remember that we might have done this list before, but if you can remember what was on it, you're a better man than I am.  And since Land of the Lost is coming out today and I'll be reviewing it at 5 or so with Hugh's guest host, Mark Larson, it seemed like an opportune time to review it.
And no one could come up with a better idea.
 
Now Land of the Lost is probably my all time, number 1, live action Saturday morning TV show, and I truly, deeply hope that Will Farrell and company have not messed it up too badly.  But I'm not optimistic.  So tune in today at 5 PST on your local radio network or on good old reliable KRLA and see.  And if you have any suggestions that you feel must be included, let me know.
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"Up" is Magnificent

"Up", the new Pixar/Disney release, is simply a magnificent movie.  Funny, sad, poignant, innovative, you name the positive adjective, and it deserves it.  Fundamentally, "Up" is a love story about a man's efforts to fulfill a promise made to the only woman he ever loved.  With no ties to bind him to his home -- and with it threatened by greedy (of course) faceless developers -- 78 year old Carl Fredricksen decides to take it with him to South America.   Unfortunately -- or fortunately, as the case may be -- he is unaware that he has a stowaway, a young wilderness scout named Russell, yearing to earn his "Assisting the Elderly" merit badge.  And boy, does he.

Beautifully illustrated, wonderfuly told, "Up" may be the best picture released this year.  Unless you are terrified of heights (or, for that matter, dogs), rush out and see it.  But if you have very young children, you may want to wait until they're a little older before taking them.  And if you don't get a little misty during the first 15 minutes, there is something seriously wrong.
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News on the Cruise

As some of you -- one or two of you? -- may know, I will be joining Mr. Hewitt and David Allen White for the umpteenth annual Hewitt Cruise around the British Isles from July 13-17 (if your going, click on the link; if you're not..... it may just make you feel bad).  So for those hearty souls who are going, here's what I'm going to do (and for those who aren't, here's what you're going to miss):

We'll be doing four Top 10 Lists of the Top Ten Movies of England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales.  Everyone will get their own list of candidates from which they can make up their own Top 10 List and submit it to me.  The list that is closest to the correct one -- mine -- will win a DVD of the No. 1 Movie for that country autographed by me, Hugh, Duane and Adam (I know that will bring down its value, but heck, it's free).  Then at 10:00 pm -- that's right, 10:00 pm -- we'll be showing the No. 1 Movie in the Wajang Theater, along with commentary (probably) from me.  And popcorn, cookies and coffee.  And fortunately, there's a bar right next door.

Assuming the travel agency can get the rights to do so.  Which they assure me they can.  And will.  We shall see.

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"Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" -- Better than the First

When I was in fifth grade eons ago, my teacher Mrs. Wasser, was a big American history fan, and taught us a lot.  But my most memorable experience was starring -- sorta – in a class play about American History put on for the whole school.  I played a budding young scientist who concocted some potion that wound up exploding in my face offstage (can you imagine that being allowed now?), which caused me to stagger back on stage, collapse in my chair with my head on the table, and then dream about all my favorite American history characters, who were played by my classmates.  Of course, I didn't see any of this, since my head was on the table and videotapes were only a dream in someone's mind, but my parents told me it was great.

Which brings me, in a roundabout way, to "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian", which is a lot like my fifth grade play, although probably more entertaining (or at least longer).  Now, admittedly, we're not talking Best Picture winner here.  But "Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian" is a very entertaining summer movie that the whole family can enjoy.  Ben Stiller, the titular star, is serviceable, but Hank Azaria, who voices just about everybody on The Simpsons and was memorable as Agador, the "butler" in "The Birdcage", playing the pharaoh (I think) Kahmunrah, along with The Thinker and Abraham Lincoln, , and Amy Adams (always great) as Amelia Earhart, steal the show.

And if it gets one prepubescent girl to want to learn more about Amelia Earhart, it probably accomplishes more than most films.


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And the Topic for May 29 is...

...  Cantankerous Old Men Movies!!

As I creep ever closer to cantankerous old manhood, this topic has increasing relevance.  And with Up debuting today, starring Ed Asner as 78 year old Carl Fredericksen, it seemed like a reasonable thing to do.

So join me and Mr. Hewitt today at 5 PST on your local radio network or on good old reliable KRLA.  And if you have any suggestions that you feel must be included, let me know.
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